Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett (The Discworld Series: Book 8)

Rate and review Guards! Guards!! | What does everyone else think?

Guards! Guards! book cover
Rating 7.8/10
Definitely worth a read at your earliest convenience.
Buy Now!

Review by Joshua S Hill

It’s no secret that Terry Pratchett is probably one of my favourite authors. Ever since dad made me read Mort I’ve read pretty much every book he’s written in the Discworld, and a few others. I quickly found though, as I read on, that one of my favourite character veins was the Night Watch series of books, starting with Guards! Guards!

The story is at once brilliant and ludicrous, borrowing heavily from traditional mythology and fantasy writings, and then turns them on their heads, spins them around, flips them inside out and mirrors them onto the page. Nothing is the same when you step inside the world of Discworld, and you love Pratchett for it.

This time the Night Watch, joined for the first time by Carrot Ironfoundersson, gets caught up in a city wide dilemma when a dragon is turned loose. The Patrician is imprisoned, virgins selected for sacrifice, and everything of value goes into making a nice comfy bed for the dragon. But in a city where mostly everything of worth is simply goldish, the pile is not as elegant as Smaug’s was.

Twists and turns lead us through hilarity after hilarity, introducing us to some of the most cleverly written characters the Discworld will ever produce. Nothing is quite as fascinating as watching the clues dropped about Carrot, Vimes enter the world of sobriety, and the Night Watch gain in prominence thanks to the hard efforts of all.

This is where a lot of the Ankh-Morpork mythos is created, or at least hinted at, and you don’t want to miss it.

Pratchett is still early on in his writing, this being only the eighth book, first published in 1989. The polished brilliance of later hasn’t arrived yet, but there are hints of what is to come. You aren’t taken out of the story by bad writing or anything like that, but the high level that Pratchett reaches later on pushes his other great works back a notch.

These early books are still better than most fantasy you’ll ever read, but if you want the history and chronology of what comes later in your head, then this is what you want to read. Definitely worth a read at your earliest convenience.

Guards! Guards! book cover image

Guards! Guards!: A Discworld Novel (Amazon.co.uk)

Author: Terry Pratchett
Binding: Paperback
Number of pages: 320
Publication date: 1990-11-16
Publisher: Corgi Books

RRP: £7.99
Lowest new price: £3.50
Lowest used price: £0.26

Buy now!

This is where the dragons went. They lie, not dead, not asleep, but dormant. And although the space they occupy isn't like normal space, nevertheless they are packed in tightly. This is the eighth 'Discworld' novel.
Product Description

Guards! Guards! book cover image

Guards! Guards! (Discworld) (Amazon.co.uk)

Author: Terry Pratchett
Binding: Paperback
Number of pages: 320
Publication date: 1990
Publisher: Corgi

RRP:
Lowest new price:
Lowest used price: $1.42

Buy now!

Paperback reprint. Fantasy novel in the Discworld series.
Product Description

You Say

Joe

10-stars

I absolutely love this book. It has a introduction to many wonderfully fantastic characters, and well as insights into others. Also, there are some shocks, a fantastic story and of course the always fantastic Pratchett humour.

Andy from Polperro

10-stars

7.7/10 at the time of my writing this? You've got to be kidding! I love Terry Pratchett's work and have been reading it since something like 1988. For me, personally, much of his later stuff loses the pure fun of novels like this one. There is also more of a directness to his story-telling than in the latter stuff which all-too-often gets weighed-down with cul-de-sac characters and situations who I simply give less of a damn about. This, on the other hand, is from his blindingly-funny period, when the footnotes were soooooo important, and so often he would beguile you into the next pratfall. And he manages to combine this with all the intrigue of a coherent thriller involving scary monsters in dark alleyways. Yes. Maybe not as "polished" as later work, but I think that has come at a price. For example, when have we seen moments like the final duel in latter works? I still feel the exhilaration as I accelerate over the cabbage fields....

Submit your own mini-review

Let people know what you think about Guards! Guards!. You can write your own mini-review and give the book the rating that you think it deserves. Your reviews will go towards giving Guards! Guards! its overall rating that will decide where Guards! Guards! finishes in the top 100 fantasy books of all time.

Your first name
Your mini review
Where you live
Book
Your rating (out of 10)

Fantasy books you may also enjoy...

/images/love-songs-for-the-shy-and-cynical-th.jpg book cover thumbnail imagelove songs for the shy and cynical
Robert Shearman

/images/shadow-forest-th.jpg book cover thumbnail imageShadow Forest
Matt Haig

/images/pretty-monsters-th.jpg book cover thumbnail imagePretty Monsters
Kelly Link

/images/lex-trent-versus-the-gods-th.jpg book cover thumbnail imageLex Trent Versus the Gods
Alex Bell

/images/hell-th.jpg book cover thumbnail imageHell
Robert Olen Butler

Image: Once Walked with Gods book cover   Image: Alden Bell, author   Image: Gardens of the Moon, by Steven Erikson, book cover   Image: X-Isle book cover
Book of the Month   Interviews   Books you must read...   Competition
Once Walked with Gods
James Barclay
James Barclay's ELVES trilogy will tell the whole story of his immortal elven race, and will appeal to all fans of Tolkien and fantasy - this is a uniquely entertaining take on a fantasy staple perfect to bring new readers to Barclay.

 

Alden Bell
Allison Brennan
Paul Kearney
Karen Brooks
JR Mitchell
NK Jemisin
Holly Black
Chris Dolley
Alex Bell
Alison Goodman
  The Amulet of Samarkand
The Spook's Apprentice
Gardens of the Moon
A Game of Thrones
A Wizard of Earthsea
Ship of Magic
Assassin's Apprentice
The Colour of Magic
Duncton Wood
Tigana
  September 2, 2010 will see the publication of Steve Augarde's wonderful X-Isle in paperback. To mark the occasion Random House have very kindly given us three copies to give away as prizes in our latest competition.
Previous winners   Interview archive   Josh's top 8 fantasy list   Click here to enter!

News

Notable future releases in the fantasy genre

It’s always nice to have something to look forward to. The fantasy genre is fortunate in that it always has great novels appearing at regular intervals, sometimes stand-alone but often continuations o...

Free copy of Terry Pratchett’s Unseen Academicals up for grabs!

*** COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED *** Congratulations to Georgina Ball of Cambridgeshire who will receive a free copy of Unseen Academicals I have been very fortunate and have ended up with two copies ...

The Terry Pratchett Anywhere but Here, Anywhen but Now First Novel Prize!

Sir Terry Pratchett and Transworld Publishers are proud to launch a new award for aspiring debut novelists, The Terry Pratchett Anywhere But Here, Anywhen But Now Prize. Transworld will offer the winn...

Terry Pratchett’s I Shall Wear Midnight Coming September

Sir Terry Pratchett’s ‘I Shall Wear Midnight’, the fourth Tiffany Aching book is set for release in September of this year. My brother made sure that I knew about this and once again made it super eas...

Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter Team Up

Sir Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter, a prolific hard science fiction author, are teaming up with Transworld to create a series of books based on an idea first posed by Pratchett in 1986 after writi...

The Discworld Cup is On!

If you want to show your love for Terry Pratchett, or a specific book by the legendary knighted British author, then head along to Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Cup Finals 2010. Basically it’s a “vote...

Fantasy news round-up 26/04/2010

Hubble Telescope: NASA release dramatic space image to mark 20th birthday The new image, captured earlier this year by Hubble's brand-new Wide Field Camera 3, shows a cosmic pillar of gas an...

Alex Bell interview (February 2010)

Alex Bell was born in 1986 in Hampshire. She studied Law on and off for six long years before the boredom became so overwhelming that she had to throw down the textbooks and run madly from the buildi...

Sussex Centre for Folklore, Fairy Tales and Fantasy to open this month

This month will see the launch of the new Sussex Centre for Folklore, Fairy Tales and Fantasy, a project which will explore the importance of fairy takes in literary and culture. Professor Bill Gray,...

Fantasy news round-up – January/February 2010

Fantasy authors donate towards the Haiti appeal Harry Potter author JK Rowling donated a full UK edition set of her books, as well as a handwritten card, to Helping Haiti Heal. These rare items j...